The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb

In Let there be plight the P is silent

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us