If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

Nature codes us for the road Man decodes and lo, a crossroads Where God goads