Railroaded in the Desert of the Real
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
It’s obvious that God is doing us… But it’s less widely acknowledged… God calls in all His favors And the only way to return the fav… Is to try and do the impossible
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that
An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb