What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

We are gathered around our phones Like little campfires And all we ever hear Are scary stories

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure