As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell
100% of success is showing up on time
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken
When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
