I’ve never believed in being proac… so instead of expecting the unexpe… I got the surprise of my life but found it altogether unexceptio…

There is no Status quo But there is Status

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Panic in the feeds of Towson Panic in the feeds of Baltimore I sunder too, myself Could life ever obtain again The world wide feeds that load you…

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly