7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Moses was both the greatest and th… Because he compared himself Not to his fellow man– An act which makes you smaller and… But to God

I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation