As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

I never really knew what postmodern meant until I moved to the internet when from time to time

Given the current nostalgia for shared reality we shouldn’t forget that peak shared reality was mutually assured destruction

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…

We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral

If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns