Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot