Unsurprisingly If a man learns only one thing abo… In all his years of marriage It’s that there is nothing more ob… Than someone who thinks he’s not b…

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

The culture war is a cyber war where you can’t tell that you’re behind enemy lines until you’re compelled to read your lines

Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Nobody wants to feel left out And we’ll do anything to stay in Which is why most people have inni… Right by their guts Because trusting your gut

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day