It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

No shoes, no shirt, no service Just say no Do not pass go, do not collect $20… Don’t call us, we’ll call you No pain, no gain

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

In polite society The most threatening words are alw… I’m disappointed in you Which is politesse for There’s a knife in you

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring