People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
Life is trying So Die trying
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like
We are sleeping on God And our slumber is What keeps God up at night Worried we won’t make it home Where the heart is
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–
What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.
We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
