Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I risked loss And lost; I win

If as according to us their problem is being worse than… at least they can get better But our problem

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is