Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

Upon my retirement I thought to myself Maybe now I can get some work don…