Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up
If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast
We’ll know we’ve seen the Enlight… When we don’t know who we are From one moment to the next Because, where once The One thing we wanted
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;
This is going nowhere so, by all means let’s keep going
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste
