I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
When God said Let there be light What exactly did He enable? One clue is that light behaves As both a particle and a wave
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…
Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
There Is Always Room For
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled