There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
When Plan A is not having a plan Plan B is not having an exit strategy
In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
I have an idea: I have no idea
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth
Rome wasn’t built in a day But it was sacked In a day and a half
The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
