Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
The path to victo– ry begins with laughing at yourself in defeat
A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
