Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Humble pie is A required taste Until it becomes An acquired taste

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals