A memory hole should be just deep enough to bury yourself up to the neck– Any deeper

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Motion picture this: You can take it to the bank But you never know Since there could be a run on the… Or you can give it to God