The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…

You may only break the rules of S… In order to save a life Because Shabbos saves your life

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

Jews are great at sales But we don’t proselytize Because the one thing Jews are so… God’s Torah– Is not for sale

The opposite of failure Isn’t success It’s epic failure

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection