The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

Raised with reverse psychology– Love your enemy– It was only once The world was turned upside down That I saw things as they really…

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Dreams don’t come true; They are true

Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!