During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
It was only after we debuted our sugar coated raisins to fight back against Craisins that I realized you could win hearts and minds
Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God
I’ve gone from being an embarrassm… To having an embarrassment of rich… What is my wealth? Being who I am Because I Am Who I Am
To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds
Raised by pacifists I’ve finally made my peace With defending myself from pacifis…
