While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell

In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful