I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

If opposites attract Then the most magnetic leaders Are our polar opposites We are drawn to them Because they are opposed

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth