Sex is like The world’s most powerful wild ani… And we are to ride it Since it is the only force strong… For the building and maintenance o…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

As an individual human being I could never really know who you think I am so, I had to imagine it But as a networked cyborg

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing