You bet your bottom dollar I’ll bet the bottom of my heart

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

Our mistake is in believing That a lifetime of events Come varyingly in one of two forms… Blessing or curse When in truth

If nothing is possible Because of the inevitable– We mortals all die in the end– Then we are left to do the impossi… And become immortal by

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job

Setting aside crimes of passion, when people commit crimes it’s eit… they think they can get away with… or because they want to get caught Either way, they’re guilty;

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume

Mating For Life Saved My

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time