There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey

Guilty, I’d pled when left for dead for what I had said but as the undead squeezed my bonehead

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

In this world The greatest pleasure Is always anticipation: Moshiach is coming!

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness