It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

In the beginning of the internet the world wide web was brimming with optimism due to a recency bias

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be