In life We all have brushes with death Leaving wounds That either become scars Or beauty marks

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk

In the last stage of capitalism the rich will be ascetics

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

People don’t generally like instru… because music without words is just math come alive Adding words to music takes it from counting time

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

The internet is the opposite of th… When a memory is repressed you get it back even though you can’t remember it But when it is memory-holed