The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then

When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

The difference between Being asleep at the wheel And being asleep at the wheel Of a self-driving car Is that in the former

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it