Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…
The new day will dawn When, at last Everything is clear as day And since that fateful day Of October 7th
When you come in peace I fall to pieces And then collect myself For the gathering storm
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
