The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing
History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
