I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

Waiting for a sign Is a sign of the times And while we were waiting God kept delivering the raw materi… One day at a time

In a twist in hell there are no consequences

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go