If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
Imagine all the things They wouldn’t allow If they were invented now Anything fast: No motorcycles
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
In a twist in hell there are no consequences
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
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Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
