Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Easy to please but problematic to appease

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds

You can tell the difference Between those who are interested i… And those who are interested in se… By noticing those Who pay lip service to service

Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?