You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

People are the opposite of baked potatoes– If you keep poking holes in their theories they will explode

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder

We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…