God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

The wonder of it all includes everything worth loving but also everything that must be endured So, I wonder about

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you