Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis
The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
The world to come is like a signature look that’s always a new look
If, as is said Fatigue is the enemy of courage Then the greatest strength is stam… And the genesis of stamina Is constant exertion
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates
Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…
If we’re all afraid of change and if the more things change the more they stay the same then we’re all afraid that nothing will ever really chan…
