All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

When we had bodies they called us extras which was short for extraneous though our negligible status lent a degree of latitude

A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them