We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go
What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
In communist Russia no one wanted to be seen to be the first person to stop clapping for Stalin In America today
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
