At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

Acting locally solved climate change but now instead of a life or death situati… which at least had a degree of rom…

I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

We got the five day work week because that’s how long it takes a python to digest it’s meal

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food