It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

100% of success is showing up on time

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

When you obey men They use it to control you When you obey God You use it to control yourself

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders