Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food

According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,