I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

In contemporary materialism the miracle of consciousness is filtered through zeros and ones making One a number of things with zero chance of going right

The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

An ego Without a body Is a ghost And we are All of us

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen