I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times

When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort

Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking