The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything

In cyberspace Nothing remains to be seen Because the fourth dimension isn’t… It’s money

China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero