I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them