When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Smile and the whole world smiles with yo… Laugh and the whole world smiles with yo… Cry

Wash, Rinse, Reinterpret

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

You’re not allowed to copy from your neighbor because you’re supposed to copy from your teacher

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Because the Real is unimaginable effective liars exploit what people want to be true– This is known as the Unreal But the opposite of the Unreal

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…