Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

I died with a smile on my face Because I finally got the joke And it wasn’t me

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece

I understand the slogan Fake it ‘til you make it To mean You can’t become authentic Without first becoming a fraud

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack