It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat
As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own
What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Doing the same thing over and over… And expecting different results Is called insanity Doing the same thing over and over… Without any expectations
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
The only ones you’d trust enough t… Do it yourself Are the very ones Who trust in God Clearly, then
