Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

A rising tide lifts all boats But a rising sea floods all moats

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…