If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

When bees come back to the hive From their excursions in the world They do a dance To inform the other bees Where the good nectar is

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself