Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
One of the great things about bein… Or, in my case, becoming Jewish Is that every Jew has a voice So, you would be forgiven for thin… Two Jews, two opinions
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough
What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire
God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
