Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
We’re all like unharvested potatoe… covered in dirt thinking that means we’ve got the dirt on each other
War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
I may not be the man who has everything but I’m the man who knows what to get for the man who has everything
If we rest on Shabbos Then sleep alone isn’t rest– It is To borrow a phrase from Freud The dream work
Our bodies are exactly as strong as gravity’s resistance makes them… in recognition of mortality we symbolize this through the know… that gravity is the weakest
Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When
