I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

Well at least he died doing something he felt he had no choice about

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

Nothing is Risk-free Except hell

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…