You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
The only reason that people wear clothes is because they have language
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid
Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
