When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

I want what you want so I want a cow

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

While loved ones may or may not have the chance to say goodbye to the

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior