Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah