This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net

Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups

I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

In the analog it was enough to consider the source Now, in the digital you must consider the source code:

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

When people spend their whole life Asking for evidence of God They have made the cardinal error Of believing that looking causes f… Mirroring their belief

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town