People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

Thanks to QR codes you can sign-in without your signature much as for some time now your phone has enabled you

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

Whenever it looks like the Jews have finally been accepted by their host culture you can be sure that trouble for the Jews

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated

How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone