Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

Our grueling cascade of online spa… Is like the spider’s prey’s strugg… Designed to exhaust us As the spider patiently looks on Motionless

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all