I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
My dreams are no longer about wish fulfillment but about the Amazon fulfillment center
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
