We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

If the soul is eternal then self-overcoming more than becoming who you really… is becoming who you always were It’s like peeling away

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…

If people tell you what they plan to do and you don’t believe them it’s because pretending they don’t really mean it

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth