Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…

No one loves a woman like her man and no one loves capitalism like its Marxists In each case

Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…